IT’S COOOMIIIING

Any day now, guys.

ANY DAY NOW.

JUST YOU WAIT.

dum de dum

Oh, right, I have a blog.

I… guess I should do something with it?

X-COM vs. XCOM: You Are All Wrong

Listen up, motherfuckers: I have prepared a brief* history lesson for all of you.

X-COM: UFO Defense is the best turn-based strategy game ever made. Period. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, you can read about X-COM on Ufopaedia or, better yet, buy the game on Steam and play it (I highly recommend using XCOMUtil, a fantastically useful add-on I intend to natter about later). It is a product of its time, but the atmosphere and gameplay transcend its 320×240 resolution and almost disquietingly anime-esque art style.