Comics

Post-apocalyptic black comedy/action/adventure comic. Currently on hold due to complete and total project burnout, will probably pick it up again in a month. Maybe. 11 pages, download if you want to be disappointed when I toss everything out and start over AGAIN.

Everything You Know is RIGHT! was hardly my first attempt at Internet Fame, but probably the earliest one I’m comfortable showing to people. I’m pretty proud of the concept; it’s a near-future conspiracy lark following the misadventures of a plucky tabloid columnist who discovers The Truth in a world of increasingly bizarre conspiracies. I am not in the least proud of the actual execution, and it forms the backbone of my towering Failpile. 56 pages, download at your own peril.

Attempted redux of EYKiR with (slightly) better artwork and (slightly) better thought-out writing. Similar story, focusing more on the Illuminati than the aliens – meant to be a much bigger reveal later – but (slightly) more grounded in conspiracy lore. You can tell where in the story I completely lost track of things, because I just threw in gratuitous violence for lack of anything else. Managed to fall apart in the middle somehow and then recover, but regardless I have no motivation to continue or redux it. I’m particularly disappointed in… pretty much all of it, actually! 41 pages, download if you hate yourself.

Some extra bits and bobs I found lying around; cast portraits, images from the wiki, one or two failed redraws, a few pieces of fan art, and two pages from an even earlier prototype of EYKiR that never saw the light of day – by now even I can’t make any sense of it. There’s also a tiny Flash movie made as a prototype sometime back in ’05-ish, containing the only voice work ever done for Amy. Whoop-de-doo! A little over 2 megs of unimportant minutae, download if you have ceased to feel pain.